What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 14:28

You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
How did you get to be a leftist?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
Moonraker
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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